Life:
Enjoyable, awful
wonderful, stinky, what do you see it as?
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Redneck roadkill
So there were three rednecks walking down a country road. They find a dead opossum that was ran over.
The 1st redneck says, "that there looks tasty"!
The 2nd redneck says, "I don't much like opossum."
The 3rd redneck says, "I'm a waitin for something better.
So... the 1st redneck eats the opossum.
Then, down the road they find a dead rabbit.
The 1st redneck says he's full. The 2nd redneck says he likes rabbit and the 3rd redneck says he's still waitin for something better.
So... the 2nd redneck eats the rabbit.
Further down the road the first two rednecks who ate the opossum and the rabbit start barfing like crazy.
The 3rd redneck says, "Finally, a nice warm meal!"
Yuck!
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The 1st redneck says, "that there looks tasty"!
The 2nd redneck says, "I don't much like opossum."
The 3rd redneck says, "I'm a waitin for something better.
So... the 1st redneck eats the opossum.
Then, down the road they find a dead rabbit.
The 1st redneck says he's full. The 2nd redneck says he likes rabbit and the 3rd redneck says he's still waitin for something better.
So... the 2nd redneck eats the rabbit.
Further down the road the first two rednecks who ate the opossum and the rabbit start barfing like crazy.
The 3rd redneck says, "Finally, a nice warm meal!"
Yuck!
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Printer Problems
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
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For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
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600 stories high
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
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Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
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Holo,
Hey Everbody! I am sorry I haven't posted in forever! My grandpa died suddenly last Sunday and we made a emergancy trip up to my grandma. The funeral was on Saturday with military honors, it was beautiful. I will try to get back into the habit of posting again! Thanks Storyteller for being so supportive!
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